hey, buttercrunch.

so, picture this…

it’s christmas eve at my grandparents’ house, circa maybe like 1980 or so

everyone’s packed in the kitchen, likely getting in the way of my poppy + my mom who are no doubt preparing the smelts + clam sauce + five other fishes for our traditional italian christmas eve feast

everyone but me, that is

as the story goes, all of a sudden from the kitchen they heard my sweet small voice — maybe i was four or five, and i certainly wasn’t as much of a loudmouth then as i can be now

through the din, this is what they heard:

wooosh, crash!

and then me…

“oh shit!”

i don’t know if i’d just been getting a closer look at the pretty lights or if i was tryna guess what was under the tree, but one way or another i got too close…

and before i knew what was happening, i apparently knocked that shit DOWN

i don’t actually remember this happening, and it might have been christmas day + not eve…

but one thing i know for sure is that i must have felt horrible when the tree came mellencamp a-tumblin down

and i’m here to do my part to help you avoid having an “oh shit!” holiday moment of your own!

so if you find yourself coming up short, having forgotten to grab a gift + too swamped with holiday prep to go get one —

consider gifting a virtual co-created card reading/coaching session with me!

i guarantee you won’t have to worry about duplicates, and increased confidence + clarity is always in style

these virtual sessions are even more powerful than my kiddo-sized tree-take-down strength, and you can scoop up as many as you like at HALF OFF, until christmas morning!

this is a gift that’s sure to inspire + surprise your giftee, and will officially make you the coolest gift giver around…

without ever having to leave the house

get as many as you like for only $33 until 12/25 am right here:

$67.00

$33.00

holiday flash card reading/coaching sessions

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be the best gift giver in town!

and pssst… why not get one for yourself while you’re at it? you deserve it, bloom 🎀

xxoo, cc

ps: this will likely be my last reminder, and i’m not sure if i’ll email again before the new year

may you wrap up 2025 with fresh introspection, fierce loyalty + love for yourself, and the boldness to open your heart to every hope + dream you wish to claim

thank you for being in my world

*this is the me that i picture, though in my head the tree was much bigger! and ofc this was taken after santa had come through*

BEHIND THE ENDEARMENT:

nothing special, just popped into my head + i like the way it sounds

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